Cue the creepy violins

Dont let this happen to you!

Don't let this happen to you!

In response to a recent outbreak of shark attacks in Australia, The Guardian just published a “What to do if a Shark Attacks You” List.

“Repress the urge to scream. Screaming will not deter the shark much and may provoke it further.” – Tip no. 9

While I don’t understand the logic of publishing this in the UK in the middle of winter, where both sharks and sea-bound swimmers are scarce, I did enjoy reading it.

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